Pineapple Hi-Chew

"Pineapple Hi-Chew (Pineapple Express x Hi-Chew) – This might be my favorite smelling strain so far this year – it absolutely reeks of sweet tropical funkyness. This is one of the strains you wish you could wear as cologne. Potent sativa leaning effects but the MAC#1 in the Hi-Chew tames down the racyness." Yea... with a description like that an a beach vacation with oceanfront views coming up in less than a month, not to mention 420 riggt around the corner, how on earth was I supposed to pass on this?? Pineapple Express & MAC 1 in the same plant? Sign me the FUCK UP!! The buds are frosty as fuck, covered in trichs & orange hairs, with a bit of purp spotted throughout the nugs. Beautiful even with it being smalls. This stuff is some fucking dank - Super loud 🔊 with a Tropical pineapple nose, followed by a peppery, citrusy, gassy funk on the backend. Shit is literally loud as fuck, bust open and the jar and hear it screaming😅 The taste for me is Pineapple, lime & a little peppery gas. The effects are super heady, very much an alert, energizing, uppity, move-around kind of sativa buzz for me. Definitely not racey, but it's really teetering that edge for me, of course YMMV so watch out lmao. Overall, this is getting a 9.6/10 for me, maybe its biased but it dropped at the perfect time and 100% lived up to the high expectations I set for myself. Just wishing I grabbed 14g instead of 7😒